WHAT HAPPENS AFTER 12AM

To say my life is BUSY is a understatement with my own record store, Club Ultimate, and the radio I was determined to become successful in the music industry. As I said my reason for getting into radio was for three things 1 To get FREE stuff 2 To Party all the time and 3 To meet RICK JAMES. Working from 12am to 6am on WJPC became a adventure and I quickly learned that meeting women off of the request line was a NO NO! Let me just say this about women I learned that they will tell you what they think you should know and that’s it. One night a women called me about 2am and told me how much she enjoyed my voice and how I sound like I would be fun to hang out with and at 22 i really wanted to find out what she was on. I asked her what her name was and she said call me “WET”…..uh oh. Next I asked her about herself and she said that she was 5,5 135, hazel eyes,light skinned, nice legs, and shoulder length hair. WELL DAMM its VANESSA WILLIAMS wow that’s my type everything I like in a women when can we meet. Wet told me that when I got off Thursday night to meet her at her house for breakfast and a full body massage and at 22 i was like HELLLLLL YEA. Thursday came and so did 6am and as the sun was coming up my Escort Gt was headed for Dolton IL. I found the house, my hormones were racing  I knew it was going to be on and suddenly the door opened…

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM there she was  5,5 135, hazel eyes,light skinned, nice legs, and shoulder length hair BUT one of those eyes was a lazy eye and that skin was VERY bad she was missing two front teeth and asleep on the couch behind her was 1   2     3   4    5    6    kids oh yea two were her sisters who was a sleep in the other room but you have to admit SHE DID NOT LIE TO ME SHE JUST TOLD ME WHAT SHE THOUGHT I NEEDED TO KNOW. With her breath smelling of weed she asked me would I like a bath and she could not wait to see what I was about. NOW remember there was no my space or face book back then and there wasn’t even camera phones so I had to take her word. What was I going to do there was noooooooo WAY I was going to take a bath with this women…think……….think…………..THINK……AHHH……BEEP BEEP BEEP….BEEP BEEP BEEP…my pager was going off ” sorry baby I have to go back to the station I cant stay” with that said Ms WET quickly became a phone friend and I never saw her in person again ( i know that’s mean but DAMM I was 22) but I just thought dam one bad experience I can try again and that next try came by a women who’s name was THICK AND JUICY. TROUBLE!!!! I figured this time we I would not meet her at her home but at the Club on Friday night. I wont tell you the shit this women talked on a nightly bases but I just knew I was about to meet Angel Kelly but one Friday my friends and I were at Club Ultimate and a women in a dark green dress and black stockings walked up into the DJ booth and said hey DJ ” Am I Thick enough for you” DAMMMMMMM the truth was her breath told me before I herd her words and being the Star Wars fan I am I though it was somebody from Jabba The Huts Palace.OK again she was nice but she was not who she said she was from a physical stand point. All I could think if women were this bold on this little AM station what in the world is it like if I worked on a BIG FM station. And what is a real STALKER at 22 I did not have a clue but by 32 I had my court orders.